In high school, I started writing down quotes, phrases, or sayings in a journal. Now I have two full books of inspirational or funny sayings by people I know, people I wish I knew, or anything that I wanted to remember for a long time. I will share some of these quotes here with you.

“Wipe that smurf off your face!” ~ Patricia Sullivan

“Be proud of everything in your portfolio.” ~ Professor Ronalds

“I’m eatin’ flute loops wit my glubs on!” ~ Brynn Foster

“He’s just tired from being in a coma for so long.” ~ House

“If you ain’t in it to win it, then get the hell out.” ~ Mark Wahlberg

“I can have a pina colada, I just have to get it without the ka-hula!” ~ James Sullivan

“Look! Some sucker bought the candy!” ~ Christine Castagno

“I love you the whole wide world.” ~ Jennifer Nolan

“Don’t settle for anything less than you deserve.” ~ Eric Hendersen

“I can’t believe it, I ain’t had a crush in years.” ~ L.L. Cool J

“I am proud of you girls.” ~ Dad, aka Big Bad John

“Anyone who doesn’t believe me can ring my bell and smell my toilet.” ~ Commercial

“Okay, lets talk about respect for one’s nachos.” ~ Maureen R.

“You’ve made my whole life worthwhile, with your smile.” ~ Ronnie Milsap

“Say something witty so I can write it down.” ~ Jenni Nolan

“There is that “Nolan” logic again.” ~ Dan Imbracsio

“Sounds like a personal problem to me.” ~ Mom, aka The Boss Lady

“You double crossing mud muncher!” ~ Little Rascals, 1994

“And this ones for Johnny, at the bar…” ~ Hawaiian Karaoke, 1996

“You have a limited vocabulary Ted.” ~ Kuffs

“Potty mouth!” ~ Jacki

“You have no verta-brain!” ~ Patricia Sullivan

“It’s your sinuses, take a Benadryl, you’ll be fine.” ~ Mom, aka The Boss Lady

“I walked by the cute boys house today and let one rip. The funny thing is, they think I am you!” ~ Jacki Nolan

“My brain made me do it.” ~ Patricia Sullivan

“Let me get this straight, Larry. An old man won’t let you rob him so you jack a Hummer and try to run over his taco stand?” ~ Detective Brass, CSI

“What’s your favorite scary movie?” ~ Scream

“Now if the air bag deploys you are going to get a paper cut.” ~ Jennifer Nolan

“I always thought that you had two livers. You know, one to donate.” ~ Jacki Nolan

“I didn’t lose the gold, I won the silver” ~ Michelle Kwan

“My father was an FBI agent and my mother was a psychic so I didn’t get away with much.” ~ TV show

“I simply love you more than I love life itself” ~ Elton John

“The first 100 years are the hardest.” ~ Dad

“Your head has the shell on it.” ~ Tommy Boy

“Aloha and welcome to Denny’s” ~ Hawaii 1996

“Some of God’s greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.” ~ Garth Brooks

“Was it nam? No, dodgeball 3rd grade!” ~ Christine Castagno

“You should see the ski!” ~ Jennifer Nolan

“Don’t be fooled he’s on red alert.” ~ Fear

“For a written transcript of this program, feel free to write everything down.” ~ 104.1

“My boyfriend may be a heroin addict but your boyfriend beats up old people!” ~ Christine Castagno

“To me you’re like a growing addiction that I can’t deny” ~ Seal

“Just because we’re smart doesn’t mean we are different.” ~ Dan Imbracsio

“Sweet Jesus will it never end? Blue, black, sometimes red but never green!” ~ Christine Castagno

“Life is too short to worry about the wrinkles in your jeans.” ~ Donnie Wahlberg

“…so enjoy the chicken dance.” ~ Stewie Griffin

“Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die to today.” ~ James Dean

“My life, I live it to the limit and I love it.” ~ J.Lo

“Hey, ma, do we know if the boys are gonna speak English or Spanish yet?” ~ Brynn Foster

“Many people think that if they were only in some other place, or had some other job, they would be happy. Well, that is doubtful. So get as much happiness out of what you are doing as you can and don’t put off being happy until some future date.” ~ Unknown

“I’m falling with style, like Buzz!” ~ Griffin Foster

“You smell like bacon. I want to hug you.” ~ Griffin Foster


4 responses to “Quotes

  1. Chrissy

    “And Dad in his Lazyboy!”
    And one of my favorites “Bridges freeze first.”
    Love u!!

    • Nilde

      Where does the quote: In the center of peace we stand, Where naught can touch us, May we travel with calm minds and kind hearts…
      Come from? I have used it for years and would love to know who said it.

      • Jennifer E. Nolan

        I took a class on mindfulness and the instructor, Nilde, always left us with that quote. I am not sure where the quote originally came from. Are you my Nilde?

  2. don’t scratch the rentals!

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